I do believe we need some Melvin Guillard demotivators around here. I don't have photoshop (and I'm posting from my phone anyway) so here are some lines I'd suggest using
"I'ma let you finish in a second, I'm happy for you Nate, but Joe Stevenson has one of the best guillotines of all time!"
"Submission Defense: Melvin doesn't need it"
"The Guillotine: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice? Wtf you smoking crack? Oh...wait"
"Deja Vu: Familiar, isn't it?"
"Deja Vu: I have a feeling this has happened before."
"Melvin Guillard: 'Here's my neck, take it'"
"Winning the standup: Doesn't mean jack when you dive into guillotines"
"Spelling-wise: Guillard and guillotine are pretty similar, aren't they?"
"Melvin Guillard: Over 50 career fights and you still can't defend the choke."
Have at it!