I want to say I can relate to being so horrible, ever. But man just before I turned 13 years old I had been sparring for 3 months in boxing and jesus I would have murdered either of you. I mean that was just horrible, jesus it is god awful. Normally I'd say get to a gym but man you guys might want to start with tapes or something.
Way to lay it on thick! Brutal but true haha + rep for you my good sir.