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post #6 of (permalink) Old 10-13-2009, 09:32 PM
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My girlfriend got pregnant once, my wife was pissed for two months over that.

Seriously now, I knocked up a chick once and married her when the pee test came back positive. I should have headed for Mexico like Toxic is suggesting, that was the biggest mistake of my life, and I've made some big mistakes.

Speaking of mistakes, I once had sex with a pig, I would have got away with it but the pig squealed.

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