dang, some good stuff in there. I was originally going to do a MJ gag but figured there would be a million MJ costumes already, kittle kid tied to my crotch or not.
I like the Phelps idea especially. My girl is going to be a pirate wench so that cuts out the couples costume but man, woulda been awesome to be Todd Palin, haha. Could walk around like i run the place, threatening to fire police, until my wife shows up and i step back into the background.
balloon boy, shit that's brilliant. just tie a bunch of shiny silver baloons to a hat and BAM... international news coverage.