"Melting man is made with pudding, so he's extra moist."
"What I'm doing now, Bawb, is gettin' mauled by a werewolf."
"My work is done here, people; they need a smug bastard in the next town."
"Ohhh, I see, it's spelled Sant-A, but it's pronounced Santy, ohh, I get it."
Sig Credit to Toxic