Friday night is with the Woman's friends:
I'm going as that douchebag Jon Gosselin. I couldn't find an Ed Hardy shirt, so I just bought an Affliction. She'll obviously be Kate.
Saturday Night is out w/ my friends, so I'm in the midst of building a Pedobear costume with a "Free Roman!" sign on my bag [it'll be holding a change of clothes for the Woman for when we stand in line at the bars. Yeah, she has me whipped. Then again, her costume is a hawt schoolgirl, so I'm a happy puppy on my leash.
What are you guys / girls going as?