I wears teh glasses.
I has a kitten.
I use whatever type of douche talk the above is.
I has a Toki-Doki bag for school (look it up.)
Oh, also I have a cold so when I breathe through my nose, it makes a whistling noise....reminded me completely of the stage on Streets of Rage where you have to fight the ninjas, pirate then that swinging rock thing.