you know how Gonzaga is called big nose? Whatever the "huge head" translation is in Spanish (testagrande?) that would be a way better nickname than the Huntington Beach Bad Boy.
Tito TESTA-GRANDE Ortiz!...
I am imagining Crazy PRIDE Lady screaming that out right now. I can't wipe the smile off my face.
...and Tito can't wipe the douche off of his.