Originally Posted by SurfNinja
Haha Merry Christmas everyone. I got some good shit: some jackets, button ups for clubbin, and after shave lotion that is gonna feel amazing on my pubes. It's like my parents somehow know that I just started shaving down there...
Bikini Zone?? Tend Skin? *jelluz*
I just got out of the car. I got pulled out of bed at 7, drove 2 1/2 hours either way, drank most of a bottle of Riesling, and now I need more drank of some sort.
My dog loves riding in the car and visiting. He did his very best and imbressed everybody. It makes up for the chocolate money he found and ate this morning.
No, that is not a code; there were some chocolate coins lying around.