The wife is leaving on a week long vacation with her parents at 5am.
Looks to be a quite but awesome week.
Behold your checklist for the week, Mr. James:
1) drink milk out of the carton
2) drop socks on the floor at night, pick them up again and put them back on in the morning
4) pizza on top of the fridge that you eat on for a few days, combined with all the fast food you can get when you venture out
6) Super boring war documentaries
I made 1 drink that is technically 3 units of alcohol. I guess it's 3 drinks then. Stupid math.