Behold your checklist for the week, Mr. James:
1) drink milk out of the carton
2) drop socks on the floor at night, pick them up again and put them back on in the morning
4) pizza on top of the fridge that you eat on for a few days, combined with all the fast food you can get when you venture out
6) Super boring war documentaries
I made 1 drink that is technically 3 units of alcohol. I guess it's 3 drinks then. Stupid math.
Of course I will be doing all of this wothout any notion of wearing pants all week long.
And she likes living in a cold house, I'm turning up the F#cking heat!