I had a very interesting day today.
I was riding my mule in town, and these guys shot at his feet. Well, he ended up getting scared and running away, bastards. So, I walked up to them and they were laughing. Well, I told them that my mule isn't very fond of people laughing, he gets this crazy idea that they are laughing at him. I told them, if they apologize to my mule like I know they're going to, I'll try to convince him that they were just joking.
Needless to say, they tried to attack me and I ended up pulling out my revolver and killing all 4 of them with lightning speed.
Anywho, now I'm at home eating chips.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"