I had a very interesting day today.
I was riding my mule in town, and these guys shot at his feet. Well, he ended up getting scared and running away, bastards. So, I walked up to them and they were laughing. Well, I told them that my mule isn't very fond of people laughing, he gets this crazy idea that they are laughing at him. I told them, if they apologize to my mule like I know they're going to, I'll try to convince him that they were just joking.
Needless to say, they tried to attack me and I ended up pulling out my revolver and killing all 4 of them with lightning speed.
Anywho, now I'm at home eating chips.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"
"You do not know the first note of the music that moves me."