Show up naked. No one wants to fight a naked guy.
hahahahahahahaha That might
...I actually fought a naked guy once. The reason he was naked was the reason I wanted to fight. Poor guy never had a chance. when he finally broke free and ran away I was still holding his ear.
edit: and I was single again.
Last edited by oldfan; 06-17-2010 at 11:24 AM.