A jet is flying across the country when suddenly one of the engines goes off and the pilot decides that they have to get rid of some of the weight, and to do it fairly he announces that they will do it in alphabetic order.
"A!" says the pilot, 'are there any African Americans?"
"B! Are there any blacks?"
Again nobody answers.
"C! Are there any coloured people?"
And yet again nobody answers.
Then, a small afro-american boy says to his father sitting right next to him: "But, daddy, aren't we african american, black and coloured?"
The father answers: "No, son, today we're N-bombs - let the mexicans go first!"
In the lead so far, Need someone to beat this. And by the way I just had a kid so dead baby jokes was not the right way to go.