Oh...My...God... There is this girl that was hired to be a programmer, but she is a seasonal hire, so they don't have enough time to teach her programming (So why is she here?) so she just sits up by me and my cube mate and talks NON STOP. Anything you say, she will have inpute. Whether it be personal, professional, why gravity exists. ANYTHING... If I had enough hair, I would rip it out.
"Don't be shocked that people die. Be surprised you're still alive."