So, my PC is near my window. Window = wide open. Pigeon decides to come in through said window and perch on my Alien head (Quadrilogy collectors edition Xenomorph skull) which is on my sub woofer above my monitor. Flaps his wings and flies back out.
I'm perplexed and was scared shitless.
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”