when i was in high school we would get drunk and watch The Doors, Austin Powers and Dumb and Dumber. since i still use quotes from dumb and dumber i pull some of my favorites...
We can be sophisticated.... whoa did you check out the funbags on that hose hound? yeah, id eat her liver with some farva beans and a nice bottle of chianti!!!
what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me..... ending up together.... not good... not good as in like 1 out of 100? more like 1 in a million.... soooo..... your saying theres a chance.. YEAH!!! i read ya...
theres 2 of them... one of thems got a gun... did you pay the gas bill? DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOUVE DONE?!
soooo many more, but im drunk and dont feel like it anymore.
Made by DP
R.I.P. Evan Tanner, you will be missed....