Sadly, Starcraft is sitting next to WC3 at the top of the "I own this game, and I need to beat it" list. Back to it I go while dinner digests.
On that note: Seriously. My gratitude for the burrito suggestion earlier. I ended up making ground beef burritos, refried beans, and rice. The tortillas were the only thing that I didn't make from scratch. No cans, no microwaves, no premade flavor mixes. If cooking were a game, I would have just won it.