I agree it should be given to you by someone else, but if you dont have one, give yourself a name that the announcer wont be able to pronounce.
Here are some german words that might do the trick:
"Schadenfreude" - the fun you have if someone else is experiencing something bad (when you look at failblog for example)
"Der Krieger" - The warrior
"Die Säge" - The Saw
"kaputt" - broken
"Zerstörer" - Destroyer
At least that way the audience will laugh