Alan Wake's ending sucks, sucks, SUCKS.
It's as if they made me play through that game, got me hyped up, ready to find out all the answers, then at the end they tore my pants off, held me down and took a bat to my cherries.
Also, I'm off in a bit to get some sort of drink at the store. Tired of Pepsi, tired of Sprite, might go booze.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"
“You do not know the first note of the music that moves me.”