Alan Wake's ending sucks, sucks, SUCKS.
It's as if they made me play through that game, got me hyped up, ready to find out all the answers, then at the end they tore my pants off, held me down and took a bat to my cherries.
Also, I'm off in a bit to get some sort of drink at the store. Tired of Pepsi, tired of Sprite, might go booze.
You should make a delicious Shirley Temple.
Used to love those as a kid.