Randy Couture - Football coach that everyone thinks is sleeping with the female teachers.
Cole Miller - Wide Reciever who talks mad crap about how all the other players on his team suck until they're playing the school rival. The Quarter Back (Gray Maynard?) throws him a pass over the middle of the field, while the rest of the team drops off their blocks and lets the free saftey hit him so hard his helmet flies into the crowd. This happens at least once every game.