I almost missed the link. Funny article.
That, is Cain Velasquez, 240 pounds of Mexican-American-Frankensteinian MMA perfection, illustrating how to demolish the scariest thing I had laid eyes upon up until that point. Seriously, take a look at that image one more time. Cain picks the beast up, ABOVE HIS HEAD, and attempts to make the beast disappear by throwing him through the mat of the octagon and onto beast-hell