I'm suffering through the worlds worst hangover today. Yesterdays Christmas shopping adventure ended up at a"gentleman's club".
When mrsfan found some "funny money" in my pockets she said with a grin "you could have gotten more lap dances".
I said "why don't we save it for our next playdate and I'll buy you one"
she looked me right in the eye and said "if you really want to untie me and hang out in a bar, ok, you're the boss."
....GOD! I am such a lucky man.