They took down the KFC here this last week. My town is hotel, hotel, fast food, fast food, hotel hotel, fast food, fast food, more fast food, with another hotel slapped in the middle.
KFC is too expensive to compete with the zillions of other fast food joints here, so after like 10 years they closed shop. This, obviously, makes me want to cry obnoxiously into a pillow - I must stay strong, however, I must....stay...strong.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"