They took down the KFC here this last week. My town is hotel, hotel, fast food, fast food, hotel hotel, fast food, fast food, more fast food, with another hotel slapped in the middle.
KFC is too expensive to compete with the zillions of other fast food joints here, so after like 10 years they closed shop. This, obviously, makes me want to cry obnoxiously into a pillow - I must stay strong, however, I must....stay...strong.
I grew up on chicken holliday, a chicken and ribs franchise ruined me for all other fast food chicken chains.
God this is going to be an amazing weekend for football