I'm officially done with MMA.
I watched cheerleading yesterday, and it was amazingly entertaining, if you know what I mean. It's a much better sport to watch and fap to.
I mean, I thought watching two guys rubbing against each other was hot, but this... guys, this is on a whole different level.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"
"You do not know the first note of the music that moves me."