Find the mofoing pig tie him down. Crank his mouth open, making him deep throat it real hard drowning him "it".
Then take out a baseball bat and power-**** the f%ck out of him and tear that ****** a new asshole. He would be soooo overwhelmed by my huge thingy that he would go into a seizure and die.
next....You go out to get some aprin to snort but when you come back your big bag a weed is missing! now you can't get high, what do you do?
Mac Danzig and his bird feeder once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Mac Danzig can kill two fighters with one bird feeder.
Superman owns a pair of Mac Danzig bird feeder pajamas.