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post #11816 of (permalink) Old 04-04-2011, 08:40 AM
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I have the girls covered. I know this thin red head with perky boobs i could set you up with, the only thing is she has some head problems. She cuts herself a little and she got expelled from uni for attempting to execute a dog via hanging in the student union.. but hey i bet she is just as crazy in bed




very hot, she sounds british, i love british accents.
thats not cool, but hey i would bang her then stick a post it note on her unconcious head saying dumb biatch and leave


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