Originally Posted by smokelaw1

No. When I was 18, my slightly younger girlfriend ran out of her house sobbing and shaking, got into my car, told me she was pregnant. Kept it up for a good 15 minutes. What are we going to do, my parents are going to kill me, are we going to terminate, maybe I can be a mom, etc etc etc.

Hee hee f-ing hee, it was an April fool's joke. I haven't liked this day since then. 19 years later and I'm not over it.