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Old 04-15-2011, 11:41 AM   #756 (permalink)
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Subject: FW: Dave's 4-year old


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> Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.
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> “What’s up Dave” asked the Landlord…
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> “It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth”
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> “It’s my four year old son…” the man replied.
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> “Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad’s just
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> that age” said the landlord, sympathetically.
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> “ I only wish it was that” continued the customer, “ but it’s far worse
> than that. The little bastard has got our
> gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.”
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> “Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the landlord
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> “It’s not” said the man…
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> “the little prick stuck a pin in all my condoms”
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