Originally Posted by Squirrelfighter
As some of you may know. I'm an Emergency Medical Dispatcher. Well, about 5 minutes ago we got a call for the most hilarious thing I've ever heard of:
A guy got into a fight with another guy, bit his f*cking ear off, and ran down the street with it in his mouth like a dog with a chew toy! When I heard this I could only think of one thing: Why didn't anyone tell me Mike Tyson was in town?
AHAHHAHA thats classic.