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post #13229 of (permalink) Old 06-28-2011, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Hammerlock2.0 View Post
There are elegant and funny ways to say "Nice boobs!" with me not getting slapped in the face. There's no way I can say "Hey... wanna bang?" that would result in me walking away unscathed. I think.

If you know a way, please share.
you can say to 2 women that you like, ill be the bread why dont you be peanut butter and you be jelly and together we'll be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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