Real tough guy making fun of soldiers and my friend over the Internet. You want to know how defend against an attacker with a knife? You wouldn't, a guy like you against an attacker would be like a small child against a pride of lions. That being said I hope the biggest, most badass, gay rapist in Europe stumbles upon you alone in an alley. You'd be trying your McDojo type of defense all the way until he put his **** in your ***. I can see the headlines now "Little bitch and Internet tough guy brutally sodomized". All levity aside if a guy like me or g_land wanted your money or your life there's nothing you could do about it, you wouldn't have a chance, not one goddamn shot in hell.
Haha, funny ass shit.
As for SelfDefense trying to make out Europe is such a peaceful loving community. Erm..not quite. There are street fights going on every day in every major town or city here in England. And I bet its a similar story in alot of countires in Europe, specifically Eastern Bloc countries. Street fights here are genrally nothing to fear. The many I've got involved in, intentionally or not, are usually quite honorable affairs where there are handshakes after and nobody dies.
Think it was Charles the 2nd, he once demanded a boxing ring by assembeled in London so if any men have disagreements they can go there to sort it. I like.