My stomach is killing me. The misses has gone to Turkey so I thought I'd get shitfaced last night, my body did not agree with that decision
At least I managed to bring home half a pizza, 12 nuggets, 3 cheeseburgers and 2 litres of cola... (No idea why)
God I love/hate drunk me
Me too. drunk me that is. Didn't even get to sleep it off. Peeing pooping puppies got me up 5am. I'm still drunk
edit" and they're still poopin
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.