Originally Posted by Rauno
So this guy:
ain't got shit on me apparently. I have never done so much different shit and done to me than yesterday, ridiculous.
Lol what dude?? I could not understand a damn thing you just said. That guy in the picture is a pornstar i think, so im extremely curious what you were trying to say.
If he is a pornstar and you said "I have never done so much different shit and done to me" that makes me think someone probably shuved certain items in your pooper. Lmfao
I hope thats not the case...actually i do hope thats the case because il die of laughter.
Originally Posted by oldfan
dragging my ass in from a brutal day. Got an OSB splinter the size of a tent stake driven aaallll the way under my fingernail.
Got my old buddy Jim Beam to help me dig it out with a knife and hemostats tonight. If that doesn't work I'll be seeing a doc tomorrow.
A doc?? what!! Dont do that, thats an insult to your man hood. What you need to do is figure out how far down the splinter went down. Then just pour some jim bean on the finger and take a swig and then cut the finger off where the splinter ends.!