Just you wait, you'll soon realize that the house and land you bought is actually on top of a volcano that has been dormant for 100.000 years and then turns active saturday morning, rough estimates say around 4AM, so you'll have to get up early :P
Then Zeus will strike you with lightning
and a huge finger will point down at you from the clouds as a faint laughter is heard. Then Wafflehouse burns down.
Seriously though - sucks that the earth is acting all ex-wifey on you mate :/ Sounds great with the roof and waterpark though