'If I was Marloes Coenen I'd make Kry a sandwhich, because someone with that unparalled manliness shouldn't ever go hungry. He makes Frank Mir look as girly as a pair of sparkling fairy wings.'
I use Frank Mir and Marloes purely because you <3 them. I use sammich because I <3 them.
In big bright pink bold letters if it please you
It isn't amazing, but oh well. It'll suffice!