I had a few drinks, hung out with some friends, had some hot naked ladies dancing all about me. Motor-boated the shit out of some goddamn awesome titties. The girl must have been 6ft tall in heels, large perky breasts with the soft small pink nipples that peaked out at you. Good wednesday.
Sometimes when life wears you down, you gotta go pay a girl with daddy issues to show you her tits.
And then you wake up and wonder "Why am i broke
oh thats right. Tits"
But you never fully regret it.