Haha! that's good but, I prefer to listen to Charles Schwab, and Warren -n- Jimmy Buffet. Unless you believe the world is ending for real then any big dip/crash is just a buying opportunity.
I have a "fun fund" that for the last 3+ years I've just bought and sold Google with.( satisfies my daytrader fantasies) it's paid for all of the fun we've had and is still a bit larger than when I started. Google will own the world one day and I own google.