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Originally Posted by SideWays222
Well that website says they pay off every month. So i guess its pretty nice 
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OH YES!!!!!!!!
http://www.thespermbankofca.org/
I have found a sperm bank i easiley qualify for. Its about an hour away and they pay me 100 dollars per ejeculation and 500 dollars by completing the exit blood test.
Im so signing up in the next few weeks. Il be jerking off with a purpose... 
Time to get paid for my load.
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This is some goddamn bullshit. I go over there and tug it and i get a measley 65$.. but you go over there and get 35$ more for the same strokes. You get paid upfront... you get a bonus for not getting an std.. this is some bullshit ima take my dick and bottle of lotion and go on strike!
WHAT DO WE WANT?
MORE MONEY TO JACK OFF!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
NOW!
also **** tomato juice!!
