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post #30 of (permalink) Old 09-24-2011, 09:46 AM
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I want to give you guys some advice before you shave them off. Have some fun with them.

When I shaved my big bushman beard I used to have I first shaved it into obnoxiously big mutton chops and a Yosimite Sam mustache. I then shaved lighting bolts into my Mutton Chops. Then we had my in laws over for Supper. My Wifes Dad asked me what the hell was wrong with me the minute he walked in the door only for his wife to scold him, compliment me on my new look that looked "very nice" and make for some awkward looks across the table at dinner.

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