I once saw a guy, around the time the clubs were kicking everyone out, taking a dump in the middle of the road while a taxi beeped him to get out of the way. He then proceeded to fall back into his shit, get up, put his trousers back on and hit on the first girl he saw. It was incredible, the guy was absolutely vile bahaha.
Not on the same topic as the above alcohol fueled stories but it's a good one non the less.
Waiting for Wales vs Namibia to start, I have my dog whining at me for a walk, but if I walk him now I'll miss kick off
LATE WALK FOR YOU HOUND!