I would just smash both thief's hands with a hammer tbh.
Break every single bone in his hands, let him bleed there in pain and agony.
Thievery is definitely something that i consider one of the lowest things you can do. A person that steals from others has lost any respect from me they ever had. I look at them and almost think they are a different species from me. I know that is harsh but i find it so freaking disgusting. If you know someone steals from people then how can you have them around you?? I just dont get it. Now if you steal something from safeway or w/e then i could care less, il just think you need some growing up to do.