Zombie island. The bangers would just want you to put in work for them, you could make it a month ok before they shank you for not stabbing someone for them. Plus they don't want your brain.
Another worse situation. Your friend having sex with your girlfriend/wife, or your mom.
The mom one, that would lead me to murder and I could always get a new chick to bang not to say I wouldn't be angry.
Axe or Katana for weapon of choice.