Just had a woman I work with ask if I wanted to buy some of her sons $20 popcorn for boy scouts. I told her that I would take him camping and teach him to start a fire.
Why don't they just sell cookies if they're gonna sell out
I bought that crappy popcorn from a co-worker until his youngest son was in college and they were still selling it.
Get the nice decorative cans and give them to your mom and sisters for Christmas. it's the only way to get your money's worth.
Donít pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, heíll just kill you.