Originally Posted by M.C
Just had Subway.
Subway Melt (turkey, ham, bacon) with lettuce, mustard, salt and pepper, pickles, peppers, jalapenos.
Then, I gave a sexy stretch and pose to get free cookies from the gay guy making my food. Thank you, Scrubs, for showing me the way.
I think he probably just saw your pimp new phone case and was impressed.
I don't have to be sexy to get chocolate cake, due to the implication. You know, the implication that women will do virtually anything for chocolate cake.