Originally Posted by xeberus
Sir! That is no excuse! Right now there is some attractive girl out there, drinking.. probably contemplating taking home some lucky guy as her silver metal.. You are young! Unladen with progeny! I implore you sir... *realizes its like 4am in germany* Tomorrow! You must call this lass
Did you see the word 'semi' in my post? It was a euphemism for 'she would have to wear a paper bag over her head and I wouldn't want anyone to know'.
edit: I need to stop sounding like a total douche.