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post #16678 of (permalink) Old 11-06-2011, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by SideWays222 View Post
My friend Kelsey came up to me one day (she is a cutie btw) and she says "Omg i wanna be a porn star!! I saw the hottest girl the other day let me shows you Deens!" turns out the pornstar she showed me was Tori Black.

I was not impressed.

I dont like her movies cause she looks more like that then this.

I like the cute look over the sex slut look dirty look.

i wonder how proud porn stars are of their awards. Cause she is running town the last 2 years.

2009 CAVR Award Hottie of Year[11]
2009 XRCO Award Starlet of Year[12]
2009 FAME Award Favorite Rookie Starlet[13]
2010 CAVR Award Star of the Years
2010 AVN Award Female Performer of the Year[14]
2010 AVN Award Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene Field of Schemes 5 [14]
2010 AVN Award Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene The 8th Day [14]
2010 AVN Award Best Tease Performance Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy [14]
2010 AVN Award Best Threeway Sex Scene Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy [14]
2010 XBIZ Award Female Performer of the Year[15]
2010 XRCO Award Female Performer of the Year[16]
2010 F.A.M.E. Award Favorite Female Starlet[17]
2011 AVN Award Best Oral Sex Scene Stripper Diaries [18]
2011 AVN Award Best POV Sex Scene Jack's POV 15 [18]
2011 AVN Award Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production Tori Black Nymphomaniac [18]
2011 AVN Award Female Performer of the Year [18]
2011 XBIZ Award Porn Star Site of the Year[19]
2011 XRCO Award Female Performer of the Year[20]
Yeah she wins every thing, I don't care either way with cute and slut I might edge towards slut though it sounds better.

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