Xeb, I know you're lurking in here. Maybe you should have a little talk with Miss Liza about exactly what "on the wagon" means
As mark twain once said "Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself."
Thats usually the trick! lol
If you ever need someone to send you some, shoot me a pm